[18] Ode to your mother (The Golden Rule Edition)


 Topic: [18] Ode to your mother (The Golden Rule Edition)
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  Posted on May 15, 2015 01:00
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Back in the sac again with your mother,
better known under the sheets as my lover,
but this time we won't be alone under the covers,

before i tell,
my tale,

remember no matter what they say,
the shit that's about to go down is ok,
nothing gay,

Because it was in a three-way!

Your mom and sister says hi, JINX!

Summertime in the city,
with me and your sister drinking heny,
while your mom is dancing in the mini,

i'm laid back,
with your sister talking about her boyfriend mac,
and what he lacks,

saying that he doesn't satisfy,
and her body doesn't lie,

she wants what your mother is getting,
she whispers in my ear that she wants me to be hitting,

and ask if it is wrong,
But she forgot about the golden rule,
Ah-hah-hah,

It's okay,
When it's in a 3-way,
It's not gay,
When it's in a 3-way,
With me in the middle,
There's some leeway,
The area's grey,
In a 1-2-3-way,

she says we can head to the back,
but there is no need for that cause your mother just signaled the second act,

two engines one key,
and who is in the middle... me!

we making so much noise that your neighbors called the cops,
though we ain't answering the door,
cause they are both on the floor,
and i'm the maid and they are my mops,

cops yelling thinking someone is getting killed,
neighbor screaming your fate is sealed,
you better open this door or you are going to hang,
but i don't give a fuck because i'm the king of these bitches' tang,

which means that the cops can't touch me,
diplomatic immunity.
  Posted on May 15, 2015 01:05
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This that heat rock
retired fuck you
  Posted on May 15, 2015 01:09
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blackdevil11 wrote:
This that heat rock
  Posted on May 15, 2015 01:19
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trttrfggffffe wrote:
Back in the sac again with your mother,
better known under the sheets as my lover,
but this time we won't be alone under the covers,

before i tell,
my tale,

remember no matter what they say,
the shit that's about to go down is ok,
nothing gay,

Because it was in a three-way!

Your mom and sister says hi, JINX!

Summertime in the city,
with me and your sister drinking heny,
while your mom is dancing in the mini,

i'm laid back,
with your sister talking about her boyfriend mac,
and what he lacks,

saying that he doesn't satisfy,
and her body doesn't lie,

she wants what your mother is getting,
she whispers in my ear that she wants me to be hitting,

and ask if it is wrong,
But she forgot about the golden rule,
Ah-hah-hah,

It's okay,
When it's in a 3-way,
It's not gay,
When it's in a 3-way,
With me in the middle,
There's some leeway,
The area's grey,
In a 1-2-3-way,

she says we can head to the back,
but there is no need for that cause your mother just signaled the second act,

two engines one key,
and who is in the middle... me!

we making so much noise that your neighbors called the cops,
though we ain't answering the door,
cause they are both on the floor,
and i'm the maid and they are my mops,

cops yelling thinking someone is getting killed,
neighbor screaming your fate is sealed,
you better open this door or you are going to hang,
but i don't give a fuck because i'm the king of these bitches' tang,

which means that the cops can't touch me,
diplomatic immunity.

This is pure genius, thank you.
  Posted on May 15, 2015 01:26
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3RDMIZUKAGE!!! wrote:
trttrfggffffe wrote:
Back in the sac again with your mother,
better known under the sheets as my lover,
but this time we won't be alone under the covers,

before i tell,
my tale,

remember no matter what they say,
the shit that's about to go down is ok,
nothing gay,

Because it was in a three-way!

Your mom and sister says hi, JINX!

Summertime in the city,
with me and your sister drinking heny,
while your mom is dancing in the mini,

i'm laid back,
with your sister talking about her boyfriend mac,
and what he lacks,

saying that he doesn't satisfy,
and her body doesn't lie,

she wants what your mother is getting,
she whispers in my ear that she wants me to be hitting,

and ask if it is wrong,
But she forgot about the golden rule,
Ah-hah-hah,

It's okay,
When it's in a 3-way,
It's not gay,
When it's in a 3-way,
With me in the middle,
There's some leeway,
The area's grey,
In a 1-2-3-way,

she says we can head to the back,
but there is no need for that cause your mother just signaled the second act,

two engines one key,
and who is in the middle... me!

we making so much noise that your neighbors called the cops,
though we ain't answering the door,
cause they are both on the floor,
and i'm the maid and they are my mops,

cops yelling thinking someone is getting killed,
neighbor screaming your fate is sealed,
you better open this door or you are going to hang,
but i don't give a fuck because i'm the king of these bitches' tang,

which means that the cops can't touch me,
diplomatic immunity.

This is pure genius, thank you.

What can i say, it's what i do.

You're welcome.
  Posted on February 28, 2016 05:21
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Lol it made me laugh
Since 07.

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  Posted on March 1, 2016 15:14
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Xaviea wrote:
Lol it made me laugh

defiling a person's mother usually does.
  Posted on March 1, 2016 15:17
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trttrfggffffe wrote:
Xaviea wrote:
Lol it made me laugh

defiling a person's mother usually does.
Suck a fat one
Since 07.

Stole from faraz
  Posted on March 1, 2016 15:34
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Xaviea wrote:
trttrfggffffe wrote:
Xaviea wrote:
Lol it made me laugh

defiling a person's mother usually does.
Suck a fat one

no thank you. i don't do drugs.

  Posted on March 14, 2016 14:39
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#10
are u eminem

by faraz
  Posted on March 18, 2016 17:07
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Sam wrote:
are u eminem

He wishes.
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