-Mostri-
Rank: member
Forum Rank: Chuunin
Posts: 520
Joined on:
July 8, 2008
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#2
These are simple enough. Do me a favor and read through them. If you do not do so, do not expect to be let into the clan. It’s just that easy.
1. No douchebagery allowed. This is fairly self explanatory. If you are a drama king/queen, a clan hopper, have a problem with authority, enjoy nothing more than starting fights, are extremely quick to anger, etc. etc. etc., you don’t belong here. We have remained as tightly knit as we are because I do not, and will not allow assholes into the clan.
2. Be active. When I mean be active, I don’t mean you have to play 100 ladder games a day, nor do I expect you to spend your life on the chat. What I do expect though, is if you sign up to be a part of the clan, that you not sit around on the boards or your friends xat chats and never bother coming to the clan chat/forums. If you want to be in Mostri, show you actually want to be here and come by to prove to us that you have some interest in the clan, or at the very least, are still alive.
3. Do not be applying to other clans at the same time you are applying to Mostri. We are not a fall back clan if you do not get into the clan you are looking to join. If you want to join Mostri, that is fine, but we will not be a placeholder until you find what you are lookin for. If you enter Mostri and decide to leave, please do us a favor and at least post that you are leaving. I don’t need a reason, I don’t need an excuse, I don’t need to hear why unless you really want to give it, just tell me.
4. Be literate. I don’t mean just be able to read and write, as you wouldn’t have gotten this far without that ability. I am looking for people who can form whole thoughts and ideas, and can express them in complete sentences. If you are able to convey thoughts only in ways that look like this ‘omg lyke did u guyz se wut they did 2 kakashi?”, feel free to check out one of the other lovely clans in the NB universe.
5. Don't annoy me. Plain and simple. This is the biggest of all. I don't care if your streak isn't the best, I don't care if your ratio isn't amazing, just don't annoy me. We can help teach you skill, but it's a lot harder to help teach you not to be a dickwad.

1. Monster themed…everything. This is a monster based clan. There will be “scary” things. I cannot tell you how many times now someone has entered/attempted to enter only to be surprised by our horror based..everything. The clan’s name is Mostri, meaning Monster in Italian. The banners are of monsters. The Gfx consist of Monsters for the most part. Catch the drift? Do not come here and ask “why does everything have to be about Monsters?”. This is Mostri, that’s why.
2. We are relatively lazy. If you are looking for a clan that cares about their level on the clan ladder, look elsewhere. If you are looking for a clan that wars every day, runs around trying to participate in every tourney they can find, or who generally cares about making as big a name possible for themselves in the nb universe, you are looking at the wrong clan. We’ve got more important things to worry/care about than if we are known or thought of as a strong clan. This applies for interactions inside the clan as well. If someone says they will make you an av/sig/tag, do not sit and bug them about it. We take our time here in Mostri, because we’re just that damn good.
3. Prepare to have to make a name for yourself. For the most part, the people in this clan have known each other for well over 8-10 months, and because of this, have developed relationships that allow us to interact in ways with each other that others may not get/be a part of. This is a bit off putting to some at first. Does this mean nobody here likes you or cares about you? No. This just means that you should be prepared to make an effort to get to know everybody, and in turn, let them know you.
4. We expect you to leave the ego at the door. Plain and simple, check the attitude at the door. I don’t care if you have a +10 or a +100, when you come to the clan, you respect the people that have been in it and helped it survive. As said in part 3, long standing members have a different relationship with each other and something that is a joke to them may come off differently coming from you. As my motto always goes, “You don’t need us, and we sure as hell don’t need you.”. This applies for everyone, so if you somehow feel you are above this or are the exception to this rule, come on by and I will gladly put you in your place.
Benefits Of Joining
The longer you are a member, the more benefits you may receive over time.
::Upon Joining::
You will receive the link to the clan page. Here you will have access to the clan horror movie of my choosing, dizzler, forums, etc.
You may choose an avatar/sig from the pool of those available, or have the Mostri symbol added to your current works.
You will be listed on the boards page in the news as someone who has joined.
::2 weeks as a member::
You may request an Av/Sig combo for a clan gfxer. Rules on how to do so are in the request section.
You will be assigned to a squad. This also means you will be listed there on the boards page.
::3 weeks - 1 month as a member::
You will receive an animated tag with your rank and name specially made just for you.
::6-8 weeks as a member::
You will receive a full bio that will be placed on the clan page

Fill out this form. Copy it down, and fill in the answers where the blanks are provided.
For people applying as players.
Hello, my name is ______, but you can call me ______. I am applying to Mostri because ________. Some of my previous clans have been ______. I am no longer in them though, due to _________. I have been playing for about _______ and my highest streak is _____. Here’s a little information about me. My favorite Monster is ______, and I really enjoy _______ when not playing NA. I would consider myself to have a _______ personality. I would say that on average, I spend ____ hours a day on nb, ____ days a week. In completing this, I agree that I have read the requirements, what to expect, and rules of the chat sections of this page, and can not use the excuse of “I didn’t know” if not following them. Thank you for accepting my invite.
For people applying as gfxers.
Hello, my name is ______, but you can call me ______. I am applying to Mostri because ________. Some of my previous clans have been ______. I am no longer in them though, due to _________. I have been gfxing for about _______ and my 3 best examples/showcase are/is _____. Here’s a little information about me. My favorite Monster is ______, and I really enjoy _______ when not playing NA. I would consider myself to have a _______ personality. I would say that on average, I spend ____ hours a day on nb, ____ days a week. In completing this, I agree that I have read the requirements, what to expect, and rules of the chat sections of this page, and can not use the excuse of “I didn’t know” if not following them. Thank you for accepting my invite.

You will follow these rules completely, as failure to due so will result in one warning kick, then bans that grow in length each time you do not comply.
1. Respect those who I have placed in charge of the clan. If you disagree with something they have done, screen shot it and share it with me in private. Do not sit and argue, as even if you are correct, your blatant disregard for this rule will result in your dismissal.
2. Do not swear. I do not care if it is a simple variation of a swear, replacing a letter with an asterisk. "Fu*k" is the same as if you spelled the word completely out to me. I do not condone swearing on most levels, but will allow, what I consider to be, lesser swearing such as "crap" or "ass" if sparingly used. Words I will not tolerate in any form are Fu*ck, Sh*t, Cu*t, and any combination of words containing them. This also holds true for racial slurs of any nature.
3. Do not spam up the page with video links, smilies, sounds, etc. . If you wish to have a debate involving just one fellow member, and that gets heated, take it to private chat as to not consume the chat box with your argument. This chat box is for everyone's use and enjoyment, not for you to take over.
4. Do not flame each other. Show some sense and respect for your fellow clanmates, and keep things relatively kind. I don't pretend that you are going to love everyone and stand side by side with rainbow butterfly happy happy joy joy dreams, but do not bring your dislike into the middle of things. If you have a problem with someone, discuss it in PC. If you cannot avoid them, then bring it to myself or your squad leader and we will try to resolve it so both parties will be happy.
5. This is a clan site, not a hookup site. If you wish to attempt to find a soulmate in a fellow clan member, do not let it consume the chat box. I don't want to see anyone "*hugging*" or "-kissing-" in my chat box. This is not a brothel. This also means you will respect people of the same and opposite sex. Do not believe that someone you are interested in must be interested in you as you relentless pursue them. I have seen it far too many times where one male or female suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affection, and soon they forget about anything that doesn't involve that person. Not here, not now, not ever. If you like someone, take it to pc and discuss your wonderful future and ugly children there. Also, there will be no calling anyone names like "whore" or "slut" if they reject you or you think it's funny and makes you look cool.
6. Try to refrain from 900 word names. Keep it simple, also, no 10 smiley names either. I don't want a seizure or to have to read a story made from hieroglyphics just to figure out who the hell you are.
7. Most of all, have fun. This is a game after all and, in the grand scheme, this is more to make friends and have a good time than anything else. Hopefully you all understand and are willing to follow these rules in order to make this the best chat around.
~Mostri~ Join Mostri, because we actually don't suck.
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Chem5
RedmanZx{Redmanspike}
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