The official shrine of Jigglypuff

As you may (and should) or may not know, I am here today to relay the message of Jigglypuff's awesomeness into your mental capacity. And by extention, its evolutionary chain is also regarded with awesomeness although to a lesser degree. However, I know there are some of you reading this right now perhaps with thoughts of denial swirling through your mind. You may begin questioning the validity behind the words I preach.
Though, keep in mind, I contain the words that represent Jigglypuff and therefore, also represent purity and truth.

But even still, there are those whose doubt consume them. The world is not without them. So to further enhance the light already shed in this topic, I shall elaborate on just what enables Jigglypuff to retain such a magnitude of superiority among all 600 or whatever pokemon.

- Only one other pokemon was good enough to even earn a spot in Smash bros, and then retain the spot throughout the three segments. That was Pikachu but what did he have to do to earn it? He only earned that position because he was made by Nintendo to be a mascot of the anime. He was given such a huge role in the anime which is only why Pikachu was able to achieve his ascent into popularity. However, Jigglypuff was cursed to a lesser role. Despite this hurdle, Jigglypuff has still manged to captivate a large audience and continually make an appearance in Smash Bros even ousting Mewtwo out of the competition.

- Have you ever seen a pokemon execute a more perfect rollout? This is because Jigglypuff has the perfect body shape. A perfectly round body, with lovely stubs for arms and legs, and large, glistening eyes in the middle of its complexion. Jigglypuff's appearance just emits out radiance. And going back to the rollout deal, no one if the pokemon world can execute this brilliant move with such finesse as Jigglypuff. I remember witnessing a Miltank attempt this move but how on earth does a Miltank perform a respectable rollout? I have no idea, though it is easy to imagine the likes of Jigglypuff displaying such a glorius action.

- Only few pokemon are blessed with hair. Fewer are blessed with good hair. And then there is the one who is able to pull off an enchanting hairstyle the way Jigglypuff does. As youcan see, every Jigglypuff is blessed with the intelligence and beauty required to understand the majesticness behind the jerry curl. Along with their natural body type, complexion, and hair, it's obvious to see why these pokemon are regarded as such superiors among true pokemon observers.

- Not only is it popular, not only can it fight, not only does it look great, but it can sing. And much better than those bums on American idol. Jigglypuff truly contains a deep message worth listening to in its songs. Just listen to the lyrics of one and you too will quickly understand the symbolism behind its melodic genius.

Now, rest assured, there are many more reasons why Jigglypuff is dominant among pokemon but the time required to properly do so would just be too taxing. Furthermore, there are not enough words within the english language to properly describe the true significance behind his actions and appearance. Even the words I have already used are a joke to the Jigglypuff, almost bordering on insulting. So now, hopefully you see the light I have presented to you. If so, I have done my job and further honored the great Jigglypuff. If for some reason, reason still eludes you, please sleep with one eye open for Jigglypuff is not amused. Though good luck with that for no task is too out of reach for Jigglypuff. Within a couple verses of its enchanting melody, that one eye shall be left unable to watch your back and you will be left only to beg that Jigglypuff shows you her mercy.

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